{"id":1000,"date":"2017-04-06T03:32:10","date_gmt":"2017-04-06T10:32:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jjkpryde.com\/blog\/?p=1000"},"modified":"2017-04-06T03:54:32","modified_gmt":"2017-04-06T10:54:32","slug":"one-rainy-day-while-out-training-for-the-camino","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jjkpryde.com\/blog\/one-rainy-day-while-out-training-for-the-camino\/","title":{"rendered":"One rainy day while out training for the Camino…"},"content":{"rendered":"

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“You don’t need to be out here walking in<\/div>\n
the rain, pilgrim. I know you are pious enough.<\/div>\n
Matter of fact, you’re already on my A-list.<\/div>\n
Why don’t you go on home and pour<\/div>\n
yourself a cold one.”<\/div>\n
After this unsolicited outburst the llama<\/div>\n
shape-shifted into a\u00a0ram goat with slits<\/div>\n
for eyes and serpentine horns\u00a0and gradually<\/div>\n
faded from view<\/div>\n
leaving a\u00a0slight scent of sulfur behind.<\/div>\n
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Staring down the road and up into rain-sodden<\/div>\n
clouds,\u00a0I mumbled some fragments of prayers<\/div>\n
vaguely recalled from childhood sunday school classes,<\/div>\n
and trudged on.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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